Tag Archives: Chicago

Winning Opening Lines (These Worked)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by ShazamChi

I get the idea from feedback that the barrage of what amounts to “look how dumb men are” posts is getting old.  I’m sorry. Not all the men with whom I deal are dummies.  Some of them are not.  Some … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 8)

Posted on October 16, 2011 by ShazamChi

Are you not interested in meeting up soon? I’ve decided I really don’t like it when people seem too familiar with me.  This guy was all of a 34% match with me and he decided that we should meet? Yea. … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 7)

Posted on October 13, 2011 by ShazamChi

They just keep coming! WOW! I want to have you do very freaky things to me! This character and I had a whopping 23% match and his user name indicated that he liked a certain local baseball team.  And he … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 6)

Posted on October 12, 2011 by ShazamChi

Hey, first to get to the point I am in the city, about 6 stops from the center of the loop. I also spell out most words in texts, although I like to keep texting minimal. I think I’m a … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 5)

Posted on October 11, 2011 by ShazamChi

I know I said I’d stop with these posts but there’s just too much damn material coming my way for me to ignore.  What kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t share the wealth with my readers?  A … Continue reading →

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Thank You, Mike

Posted on October 10, 2011 by ShazamChi

Any of y’all can comment on any of the posts here on Random Rim Jobs.  I appreciate the feedback, truly I do.  Keep in mind that since this is my blog I get to do whatever the fuck I want … Continue reading →

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Love

Posted on October 9, 2011 by ShazamChi

Isn’t he the cutest thing ever?  I love, love, love this picture.  Clearly the Viking is fucking adorable.  And my plants are in the background. The Viking is still fucking adorable, but I no longer have plants.  The moving company … Continue reading →

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