Tag Archives: manners

Winning Opening Lines (These Worked)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by ShazamChi

I get the idea from feedback that the barrage of what amounts to “look how dumb men are” posts is getting old.  I’m sorry. Not all the men with whom I deal are dummies.  Some of them are not.  Some … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 6)

Posted on October 12, 2011 by ShazamChi

Hey, first to get to the point I am in the city, about 6 stops from the center of the loop. I also spell out most words in texts, although I like to keep texting minimal. I think I’m a … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 5)

Posted on October 11, 2011 by ShazamChi

I know I said I’d stop with these posts but there’s just too much damn material coming my way for me to ignore.  What kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t share the wealth with my readers?  A … Continue reading →

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Thank You, Mike

Posted on October 10, 2011 by ShazamChi

Any of y’all can comment on any of the posts here on Random Rim Jobs.  I appreciate the feedback, truly I do.  Keep in mind that since this is my blog I get to do whatever the fuck I want … Continue reading →

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Your Seat, Milady (1)

Posted on October 8, 2011 by ShazamChi

The Viking texted me that he had something for my sweet tooth.  My sweet tooth tends to rear its ugly head well after dinner, but before bed.  It’s the time I had dessert when I was a kid and it’s … Continue reading →

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Let’s Not Bother (4)

Posted on September 29, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Let's Not Bother (3)."] I informed him that Chicago isn’t very hip or cool.  He responded, of course. I think it’s a bi thing. I’ve know a few out and out lesbians, even played with one, and they … Continue reading →

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Let’s Not Bother (3)

Posted on September 27, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Let's Not Bother (2)."] More than one guy has accused me of being negative.  I hold firm that I am realistic, not negative.  Chances are, things won’t result in mind-blowing sex. “Want to meet up soon? I’m positive … Continue reading →

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