Tag Archives: size matters

(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 8)

Posted on October 16, 2011 by ShazamChi

Are you not interested in meeting up soon? I’ve decided I really don’t like it when people seem too familiar with me.  This guy was all of a 34% match with me and he decided that we should meet? Yea. … Continue reading →

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Warren’s “Cheating” (10)

Posted on September 23, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Warren's 'Cheating' (9)."] They came home, stripped off their clothing, and got into bed. They snuggled tightly for a while. He had been resisting the temptation for a while, but it finally got the better of him and … Continue reading →

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That’s a lot of Dick (2)

Posted on September 18, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "That's a lot of Dick (1)."] The conversation petered out after I assured him that I was not thin.  No big loss considering I’d never met the guy and chances were slim there’s be chemistry between me and … Continue reading →

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That’s a lot of Dick (1)

Posted on September 15, 2011 by ShazamChi

As per usual I had several messages in my OkCupid message inbox.  At least one was probably written by someone with the reading comprehension of a toddler, at least one was probably trying to set up a meeting, and one … Continue reading →

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Photo Lotto 9: Fun With Produce

Posted on September 14, 2011 by ShazamChi

Cucumbers make great dildos, but she’s not doing it right.  What you need to do is peel the cucumber, leaving enough on one end to act as a handle.  Cucumbers are very wet when peeled, which makes for some nice … Continue reading →

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I’m Not Complaining (5)

Posted on September 12, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "I’m Not Complaining (4).” I’m not complaining when I say that by the time a man is in his 30s he knows how his dick measures up, so it was extremely silly when he asked me, “Is it … Continue reading →

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More Bras

Posted on September 10, 2011 by ShazamChi

I last went bra shopping two years ago.  At the time I bought three bras.  One didn’t fit so I exchanged it for another that didn’t fit, but in a different way, too large in the cups – it would … Continue reading →

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