Tag Archives: disaster

Dream Journal: 6/1/11

Posted on October 19, 2011 by ShazamChi

I’m mad at my mother for moving me to Chicago where I have no friends or job prospects.  She’s smug.  Peggy is there and offers me a job on one of the Weenie Wagons.  It’s raining but warm. All doors … Continue reading →

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My Fucking Fault

Posted on September 9, 2011 by ShazamChi

I chose to get married on September 9, 1999 – 9/9/99.  It was an easy date to remember.  I even went so far as to get the date engraved in the inside of our wedding bands along with some stupid … Continue reading →

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It Seemed Promising (Part 4)

Posted on August 16, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "It Seemed Promising (Part 3)."] He was not only manhandling me, someone who had consented to it, but he was being mean to his dogs.  He argued that taking them out every 12 hours was sufficient.  I’ve seen … Continue reading →

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Dream Journal: 4/15/11

Posted on June 15, 2011 by ShazamChi

Horror movie starring John Hamm as a former (?) torturer.  Flashbacks show him forcing a bound man to eat human entrails.  When the guy refuses, he uses hand lotion to lube it up to force the “food” down the guy’s … Continue reading →

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Erythema Nodosum (Part 8)

Posted on May 31, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Erythema Nodosum (Part 7)."] Very shortly after he left, I received a few Facebook messages from him.  First: Here yah gohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgfDgkMhXzs&feature=relatedI love wathcing race cars whats your fucking problem you have to insult someones passion So after saying … Continue reading →

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Erythema Nodosum (Part 7)

Posted on May 29, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Erythema Nodosum (Part 6)."] I bought some orange juice and I began adding drops of potassium iodide to it.  I took it dutifully because there was no way I wanted the pain of erythema nodosum to return. It … Continue reading →

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Erythema Nodosum (Part 6)

Posted on May 28, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Erythema Nodosum (Part 5)."] I was sent home with the drugs prescribed by the dermatologist for the most part.  The pharmacy had run out of the particular antibiotic prescribed so the nurse substituted erythromycin. My sister and her … Continue reading →

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