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Winning Opening Lines (These Worked)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by ShazamChi

I get the idea from feedback that the barrage of what amounts to “look how dumb men are” posts is getting old.  I’m sorry. Not all the men with whom I deal are dummies.  Some of them are not.  Some … Continue reading →

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Photo Lotto 7

Posted on September 2, 2011 by ShazamChi

This just looks like fun!  I love my ass eaten.  I love eating ass.  It’s just damn fun to burrow my face between ass cheeks, licking at that puckered skin.  It’s fun because it never fails to make the lickee … Continue reading →

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You’re Not Finished Yet

Posted on August 3, 2011 by viking

[Another of the Viking's stories that has been on Fleshbot.  I suppose they like the dirty stuff.] We were both so horny that we groped and kissed only briefly before I forced my cock into her. We fucked primally for … Continue reading →

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My Fantasy Date with Shazam

Posted on February 6, 2011 by ShazamChi

[This was submitted to me a long time ago.  I didn't post it sooner because, well, I find it repulsive.  But because I need material and because this is a good example of what I don't like, I thought I'd … Continue reading →

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Bed for Four (Part 2)

Posted on July 5, 2010 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Bed for Four (Part 1)."] The Brit and I chatted for a bit.  She asked if, perhaps, she could get another guy to join us, if I could host.  She had been in my place, she knew very … Continue reading →

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I’m Not Joking, I Really Do Like It

Posted on May 20, 2010 by ShazamChi

I like licking ass.  There’s a good reason I call my site Random Rim Jobs.  I did not think of the name, but as soon as I heard it I knew it was the one for me.  Well, the one … Continue reading →

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The Day of Fuck (Cock No. 1)

Posted on April 16, 2010 by ShazamChi

April 15 looms large in the minds of Americans because it’s the last day to file and pay taxes.  I had e-filed and paid both federal and California state taxes the day before so April 15 itself was not a … Continue reading →

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