Alexa Di Carlo (Part 2)

[Continued from "Alexa Di Carlo (Part 1)."]

My friend and Alexa communicated quite a bit.  Eventually, Alexa referred a client to my friend.  According to Alexa, the client, Matt, liked being a girl’s first professional fuck.  Alexa, having been a pro for some time, claimed she still saw this client occasionally, because she was such a great fuck, and he was such a great client, but he had a special place in his heart for new pros.

He didn’t live in the Bay Area, but was often here on business according to Alexa.  Just before she was to meet the client, my friend received the following email from Alexa:

Subject: Matt

Hey, there, gorgeous.  ;-)I thought I’d pass along some info on Matt, the client I’ve referred to you. I usually provide this kind of info to other girls I refer clients to, and since you’re playing whore, I thought I’d afford you the same courtesy.

Anyway, let’s see.  He’s white, in his mid 40s, about 5’10″ maybe. Short brown hair with a mustache.  He’s in good shape, but not athletic.  He’s about 6 inches long – average sized cock.  *Really* nice ass and legs (though he says he doesn’t run, he has runner’s legs).  He used to be a leg model for some sportswear company and still has the legs to do that as far as I’m concerned.  He’s got a unique tan line, which you’ll see.  lol   He doesn’t drink to any serious degree and doesn’t smoke.

He typically pops (cums) two or three times during a session depending on what kind of mood he’s in.  Sometimes he won’t cum at all, but that doesn’t bother him.  Seriously.  In fact, it’s not uncommon at all for him to not pop during the first session with a new girl, so be prepared for that and don’t take it personally.  He really enjoys the play for itself and isn’t upset at all if he doesn’t cum.

He’s an excellent kisser – one of my better clients in that area.  He also really knows how to eat ass – probably my best client for that.  He does okay going down on me.  He loves grabbing your hair and fucking your face, and with his cock only being 6 inches long, it’s not hard to let him have at it.  He’s the kind if you give him permission to treat you like a porn whore, he’ll do it – including the dirty talk.

He’ll test your limits if you want him to – slapping you, spitting on you, spanking you.  He can really dirty with you, too.  He’s into water sports, for example.  So you’ll be the one setting the limits – don’t do anything you don’t want to do (or don’t want to try to do).  And let him know – he’ll absolutely respect your boundaries without an issue.  He’ll also ask you if you have a safe word, so if you don’t, think of one (I use “yellow” as a warning, and “red” as a full stop).  During the sex if he’s hurting oyu or doing something you don’t like, just use the safe word and he’ll stop instantly.  He’s very good about that.

When you’re not being sexual, he treats you very nicely – very kind and considerate.  He’ll enjoy talking to you about just almost anything.  He’s very laid back and has a really neat sense of humor – really just a perfect client in my book.  I don’t think I could provide you with a better guy for your first professional lay.  :p

If you want to know anything else about him, let me know. I think that covers the basics.  I can’t wait to hear what you think of it – not him specifically but actually being paid to fuck.  ;-)


I swear.  True story.

[To be continued.]

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17 Responses to Alexa Di Carlo (Part 2)

  1. Epiphora says:


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  3. Monica says:

    Thank you (I think?) for sharing this… I appreciate it, in spite of being thoroughly repulsed.

  4. MK says:

    Verbatim (almost) to what Alexa sent me when offering to set me up with him. No lie.

  5. Amanda says:

    Eeewww. I am SO sorry for the poor girl who put up with “Matt.” What a sick fuck he is. Not a great fuck. A sick one.

    BTW, I’ve NEVER gotten such a graphically-detailed reference by an escort before. Even ones I know well. I guess a newbie wouldn’t know that, though. (It will be going in my books!) Escorts care about client-behavior, not client sexual-skill (or the general lack of it).


  6. shazamsf says:

    Well, he was consistent.

  7. Serpemt says:

    Wow. I’ve been an escort for many years now and I agree with Amanda that I’ve never received such a detailed referral before. In addition, I’ve never been referred to as “gorgeous” by another woman before…that’s always a term used by men in my experience.

    It’s pretty shocking that this guy wanted to be this escorts first experience and yet the session Alexa is describing here is definitely not for newbies, or even most experienced escorts. The letter screams “male fantasy” all over it.

    Some of the revelations coming out now are just so creepy. Finally happy to see the book closed on this ridiculous character.

  8. shazamsf says:

    Also, I have no clue what a 6″ penis is – because I don’t hold up rulers to penises, I fuck them.

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  10. Patricia says:

    I’ve been a sex worker for 3 years. I’ve required provider references from every client I’ve seen and I act as a reference regularly. I have never received or given this level of detail about a client. This reeks of first-person writing, or at least someone jerking off to the idea of it all.

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  14. Ashley says:

    Why is your friend upset? She got paid didn’t she? She is a whore and got treated like one.

    What you really should be writing about is how the idiot was talking to children and pretending to be a female for about 10 yrs! NOW all of a sudden its a big deal??? WTF

  15. shazamsf says:

    Five things: 1) I NEVER indicated my friend was upset in any way. 2) Being a whore is not a bad thing and your implication that it is indicates your lack of intelligence. 3) I have no personal experience with the idiot talking to children, which is why I didn’t address it. 4) You used the wrong its/it’s. You should have used “it’s” which is a contraction for “it is.” That you used the wrong one indicates your lack of intelligence. 5) You have a year in your email address, and your host is AOL, both of which indicate your lack of intelligence. Therefore, you lack intelligence.

  16. Dish says:

    That email really seems like it’s written by a man, a man fantasizing about the scenario. But, at least he seems respectful (aside from the crude comment about treating her like a porn whore, what does that mean?), and makes it clear that she doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to. It would be interesting to hear if she met “Matt” or not and what the experience was like/how he acted during the act.

  17. shazamsf says:

    She did meet “Matt,” as indicated in Part 3 of the story. He was respectful as far as she told me, and wanted me to meet him. Really, read Part 3.

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