Tag Archives: strap-on

My Fantasy Date with Shazam

Posted on February 6, 2011 by ShazamChi

[This was submitted to me a long time ago.  I didn't post it sooner because, well, I find it repulsive.  But because I need material and because this is a good example of what I don't like, I thought I'd … Continue reading →

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August 12, 1991: A Diary Entry

Posted on November 22, 2010 by ShazamChi

10:38 A.M. Last night was the show at the Coconut Teazer.  We (Karen, Laura, and I) got there really early but Henry was outside so I didn’t see him until just before they went on.  I use people I’m with … Continue reading →

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Party, Part 2

Posted on March 30, 2010 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Party, Part 1."] The hippie chick put on the strap-on.  She walked around the party and went up to all the men demanding that they suck it.  It was hilarious.  Most of them gave it a try … … Continue reading →

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Party, Part 1

Posted on March 24, 2010 by ShazamChi

This is my kind of party.  I’ve been to Kinky Salon and Club Kiss, sure, but I’ve certainly never seen anything like this at those parties.  However, I attended a party in a private residence that was a lot of … Continue reading →

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Prague, Israel (Part 4)

Posted on March 8, 2010 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Prague, Israel (Part 3)."] After the incident with the neighbor I felt very uncomfortable in and around the apartment building; I did not want to run into the guy who was clearly “interested” in me in a very … Continue reading →

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Pussy!

Posted on December 13, 2009 by ShazamChi

After over three weeks I finally got laid last night. I was afraid I had become a new Shazam. Well, not Shazam at all, but boring and lame Suzanne who doesn’t get laid, and who doesn’t even masturbate. Thankfully, that’s … Continue reading →

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An Experience

Posted on August 11, 2009 by ShazamChi

[Another hot submission from a guest writer, this time from Max Hunt, @M_Hunt on Twitter.  Imagine this in a British accent, which shall explain some of the spelling.] For a long time during my late teens and early 20′s I … Continue reading →

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