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Photo Lotto 13

Posted on October 21, 2011 by ShazamChi

This looks nice, doesn’t it?  The satin sheet is tacky but I otherwise don’t have any complaints on this one.  I like that they don’t even look like people, just parts; as if the photo is less about people having … Continue reading →

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Winning Opening Lines (These Worked)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by ShazamChi

I get the idea from feedback that the barrage of what amounts to “look how dumb men are” posts is getting old.  I’m sorry. Not all the men with whom I deal are dummies.  Some of them are not.  Some … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 8)

Posted on October 16, 2011 by ShazamChi

Are you not interested in meeting up soon? I’ve decided I really don’t like it when people seem too familiar with me.  This guy was all of a 34% match with me and he decided that we should meet? Yea. … Continue reading →

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Photo Lotto 11

Posted on September 28, 2011 by ShazamChi

Sometimes  I like a body with small boobies and a big booty.  It kind of reminds me of Brazil, where the beaches are not topless, but the bathing suit bottoms are extremely tiny.  When I was there a few years … Continue reading →

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That’s a lot of Dick (1)

Posted on September 15, 2011 by ShazamChi

As per usual I had several messages in my OkCupid message inbox.  At least one was probably written by someone with the reading comprehension of a toddler, at least one was probably trying to set up a meeting, and one … Continue reading →

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Photo Lotto 9: Fun With Produce

Posted on September 14, 2011 by ShazamChi

Cucumbers make great dildos, but she’s not doing it right.  What you need to do is peel the cucumber, leaving enough on one end to act as a handle.  Cucumbers are very wet when peeled, which makes for some nice … Continue reading →

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Photo Lotto 7

Posted on September 2, 2011 by ShazamChi

This just looks like fun!  I love my ass eaten.  I love eating ass.  It’s just damn fun to burrow my face between ass cheeks, licking at that puckered skin.  It’s fun because it never fails to make the lickee … Continue reading →

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