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Photo Lotto 9: Fun With Produce

Posted on September 14, 2011 by ShazamChi

Cucumbers make great dildos, but she’s not doing it right.  What you need to do is peel the cucumber, leaving enough on one end to act as a handle.  Cucumbers are very wet when peeled, which makes for some nice … Continue reading →

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Photo Lotto 1

Posted on August 6, 2011 by ShazamChi

Even erotic photos and photos I see on Instagram I like the ones that are good photos first, and interesting subjects second. This one I don’t actually find all that erotic.  Why did I pick it?  Because I blindly picked … Continue reading →

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You’re Not Finished Yet

Posted on August 3, 2011 by viking

[Another of the Viking's stories that has been on Fleshbot.  I suppose they like the dirty stuff.] We were both so horny that we groped and kissed only briefly before I forced my cock into her. We fucked primally for … Continue reading →

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I Do Fuck!

Posted on July 14, 2011 by ShazamChi

I know I’ve not been writing about the fucking lately.  That’s because for the most part (more to come on that), I’ve been fucking just one person.  I don’t think there’s anything wrong with fucking just one person, but I … Continue reading →

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I Have Another Sponsor

Posted on May 8, 2011 by ShazamChi

That’s right, Random Rim Jobbers, I now have two sponsors.  Both of them sell items that can be used alone or with a partner (or partners) to get off.  Come.  Orgasm.  You know, that good feeling the French call le … Continue reading →

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My Buddy Ozzie (Part 3)

Posted on March 14, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "My Buddy Ozzie (Part 2)."] I want to make it clear, dear readers, that I was having fun with Ozzie.  I liked correcting him because he didn’t like it.  I liked going through his emails point by point … Continue reading →

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My Buddy Ozzie (Part 2)

Posted on March 13, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "My Buddy Ozzie (Part 1)."] Because Ozzie didn’t bother to proofread what he wrote me after I made clear that I care about that sort of thing, I just had to write back.  Also, I like to get … Continue reading →

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