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February 11, 1992: A Diary Entry

8:30 A.M. He asked me what I would say if he asked me to marry him.  I almost died.  That is so sweet.  So my romantic side said yes.  The practical side had absolutely no say.  I told him that … Continue reading

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Winning Opening Lines (These Worked)

I get the idea from feedback that the barrage of what amounts to “look how dumb men are” posts is getting old.  I’m sorry. Not all the men with whom I deal are dummies.  Some of them are not.  Some … Continue reading

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 8)

Are you not interested in meeting up soon? I’ve decided I really don’t like it when people seem too familiar with me.  This guy was all of a 34% match with me and he decided that we should meet? Yea. … Continue reading

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February 10, 1992: A Diary Entry

7:34P.M. Henry said he’d come over tonight but who knows.  I’ve been trying to call him at work but he phone’s been busy and now I finally got through and some girl answered.  Could have been anyone but no one … Continue reading

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 7)

They just keep coming! WOW! I want to have you do very freaky things to me! This character and I had a whopping 23% match and his user name indicated that he liked a certain local baseball team.  And he … Continue reading

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 6)

Hey, first to get to the point I am in the city, about 6 stops from the center of the loop. I also spell out most words in texts, although I like to keep texting minimal. I think I’m a … Continue reading

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 5)

I know I said I’d stop with these posts but there’s just too much damn material coming my way for me to ignore.  What kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t share the wealth with my readers?  A … Continue reading

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