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Tag Archives: foreskin
Peter Acworth (Part 1)
I fucked Peter Acworth. Eh. Peter Acworth is the founder of Kink.com, and an overall interesting guy. We met not from me pursuing him, but through OkCupid. I told the story long ago in “Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down” … Continue reading
Foreskins are Fun
I will not bother going on another anti-circumcision rant, since you can read my last one, but I’ll just use this lovely photo as a jumping-off point. If you don’t like penises in their natural state then you probably haven’t … Continue reading
The Day of Fuck (Cock No. 4)
[Continued from "The Day of Fuck (Cock No. 3)."] Cock No. 4 on the Day of Fuck was the Russian. The Russian … has a very nice, very thick, very uncircumcised, very sexy cock. The man attached to Cock No. … Continue reading
Jade (Part 1)
[Another submission from a guest writer. Kind of written in a noir-esque style.] The Starbucks umbrellas were in the down position like a pair of hard cocks sticking up into the soft warm afternoon. Parking lot pretties were legging around … Continue reading
Uncut
I don’t think I’ve hidden my love of the uncut cock. I love all cock, but probably because stupid Americans often have ideas about circumcision or lack thereof based solely on urban myth or outdated ideas, I feel I should … Continue reading
The Reproductive System of the Human Male
I’ve been learning a lot about penises this week. Free classes at Good Vibrations will do that. Makes me want to have all the fun parts in my mouth. I like that this diagram is uncircumcised. I want to slip … Continue reading
I’m a Size Queen (Of Course)
My pussy is throbbing from a proper fucking. I placed an ad on Craig’s List under w4m looking for guys with big cocks. My ad indicated that I wanted guys who had big uncircumcised cocks, but would settle for circumcised … Continue reading
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