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Tag Archives: deepthroat
Alexa Di Carlo (Part 2)
[Continued from "Alexa Di Carlo (Part 1)."] My friend and Alexa communicated quite a bit. Eventually, Alexa referred a client to my friend. According to Alexa, the client, Matt, liked being a girl’s first professional fuck. Alexa, having been a … Continue reading
Posted in True Story. Tagged ass play, come fun, deepthroat, fantasy, guest writer, idiot, manners, walking contradiction 17 Comments
Precome
Precome is sexy as fuck. I like tasting it. I like using it as lube. It’s fun. I like the idea that a guy is so turned on that his cock can’t help but anticipate coming. With me. I’ve been … Continue reading
Dirty Thieves: A Fantasy
My favorite, and closest, dive bar is about two blocks away. It’s often where I meet guys in person for the first time. As I meet a lot of guys in person for the first time, I’ve been there quite … Continue reading
Really?!
A few weeks ago I placed an ad on Craig’s List. The content of the ad is irrelevant for our purposes. One guy I met at Precita Park we’ll call Allen. I knew the moment I saw him that I … Continue reading
Posted in disaster, moron, True Story. Tagged CL idiot, deepthroat, disaster, manners, sexy?, words count 1 Comment
Sexy?
The answer to the title’s question is probably not. Hormones. Girly stuff. I had been skipping my periods with manipulation of my birth control pills. It wasn’t until I finally had a period after three months that I noticed stupid … Continue reading
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Pharyngitis
I woke up on Thursday with a sore throat and a headache. The pain lasted through the day despite my concerted effort to take it easy so I would feel better in time for my date that night. I took … Continue reading
9/18: A Diary Entry
Made a complete fool of myself with 26yo last night. The sex is so fucking good that I get loopy and gooshy. Last night I said something along the lines of, “We clearly have a special connection and it needs … Continue reading
Posted in Diary Tagged come fun, deepthroat, Diary, mmm pussy, threesome, titties!, yummy cock 5 Comments