Thu 9 Sep 2010
Happy Fucking Anniversary
Posted by shazamsf under True Story.
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Today would have been my 11th wedding anniversary.
Which is probably why the Ex finally contacted his real estate agent. I want to sell, he wants to sell, only he refuses to do anything, including turning over any necessary paperwork. He is a shit.
I have no interest in communicating with him in any way whatsoever. I hate seeing his name on the occasional piece of mail sent here.
I never had a child with him because he’d have been a shitty father – like his shitty father, or his shitty step-father. It used to be a struggle just to get him to take the dog out to the bathroom; I can’t imagine he’s be any more responsible with a child. He is a child.
Fuck you, I’m glad we’re not married. I wish I would have had the balls to break up with you long before you finally broke up with me. I cheated on you a lot more than you can imagine. Remember those pills I had you take after we got back from Thailand the second time? Yeah, I had chlamydia, which I’m sure I gave you. You are a passive aggressive shit and I hope the rest of your life is at least as miserable as the shit you’ve lived so far; maybe then you’ll realize I wasn’t the problem. The problem is that you are a sad, pathetic little man. Happy fucking anniversary. Fuck off.
I swear. True story.
wow…
good thing for him you were not predisposed to homicide
or
good thing for him that being like him doesn’t invoke life in prison