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Hag Looking for a Fag (Part 2)

Posted on August 9, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Hag Looking for a Fag (Part 1)."] So potential fag no. 1 turned out to be a dud.  A dumb, moronic dud. Potential fag no. 2 was still a possibility.  Looking back now, maybe I should have known … Continue reading →

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Hag Looking for a Fag (Part 1)

Posted on August 5, 2011 by ShazamChi

I placed an ad on Craig’s List with the headline, “Hag Looking for a Fag.”  I thought it was a funny, self-deprecating headline that would get some attention. Sadly, it got the wrong kind of attention.  It was flagged and … Continue reading →

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Go Go (Not so) Winning Opening Lines

Posted on July 19, 2011 by ShazamChi

At this point I want to get these crappy come-ons.  No, I’m not willing to sign up good morning :) making love under this full moon sounds deliciously civilized wow those pics are making me wanna pull on it.. ;-) … Continue reading →

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Erythema Nodosum (Part 1)

Posted on May 23, 2011 by ShazamChi

Back in October 2008 I was … getting better.  I was getting divorced.  I was actually getting along with the Ex, which at the time was important to me.  I was accepting the fact that I didn’t miss my dog … Continue reading →

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Too Much Fun

Posted on April 18, 2011 by ShazamChi

I was having fun being “Lisa” for Ozzie. 8:25:56 PM SM: Hello. 8:26:17 PM sven10us: hey 8:26:26 PM SM: How are you tonight? 8:26:39 PM sven10us: Im good how have you been..I heard wendy was sick 8:26:52 PM SM: Yeah, … Continue reading →

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Requiem for an Ozzie (Part 2)

Posted on April 17, 2011 by ShazamChi

The conversation from “Requiem for an Ozzie (Part 1)” continued: 7:00:12 PM SM: Being single is fun but it’s really nice to get regular sex. 7:00:44 PM sven10us: i hear ya 7:01:25 PM SM: I’m not the type of girl … Continue reading →

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Requiem for an Ozzie (Part 1)

Posted on April 16, 2011 by ShazamChi

True to his word, Ozzie finally stopped responding to my emails.  He had given me so, so much material that I was missing our fun banter. I devised a plan to lure him in by placing a craigslist ad.  The … Continue reading →

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