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I’m Not Complaining (5)

Posted on September 12, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "I’m Not Complaining (4).” I’m not complaining when I say that by the time a man is in his 30s he knows how his dick measures up, so it was extremely silly when he asked me, “Is it … Continue reading →

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More Bras

Posted on September 10, 2011 by ShazamChi

I last went bra shopping two years ago.  At the time I bought three bras.  One didn’t fit so I exchanged it for another that didn’t fit, but in a different way, too large in the cups – it would … Continue reading →

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I’m Not Complaining (4)

Posted on September 8, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "I'm Not Complaining (3)."] I’m not complaining that they didn’t offer to buy my lunch.  Instead, when the check came he said they’d split it three ways.  Only it didn’t seem to be split three ways because she … Continue reading →

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I’m Not Complaining (1)

Posted on August 28, 2011 by ShazamChi

Really, I’m not complaining.  I had a nice time, I truly did. We met at a restaurant/bar very near where the Viking and I lived for a couple of weeks when we first moved to Chicago back in December 2010.  … Continue reading →

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It Seemed Promising (Part 4)

Posted on August 16, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "It Seemed Promising (Part 3)."] He was not only manhandling me, someone who had consented to it, but he was being mean to his dogs.  He argued that taking them out every 12 hours was sufficient.  I’ve seen … Continue reading →

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It Seemed Promising (Part 3)

Posted on August 15, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "It Seemed Promising (Part 2)."] As it was getting decidedly close to the time we were to meet, I decided to message the guy via the OkCupid app.  Though I had given him my number, he hadn’t used … Continue reading →

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It Seemed Promising (Part 2)

Posted on August 13, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "It Seemed Promising (Part 1)."] He picked the bar, which was walking distance from my house.  In the mean time, the Twitter woman I was to meet said she was having dinner with friends and she would contact … Continue reading →

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