Recently on Formspring, someone asked me what famous man and woman I would fuck based solely on their looks.  For the woman I chose Scarlett Johansson.

I think she is so, so pretty.  She’s lovely here with the horse shoe handcuffs, isn’t she?  I like her hair this darker color a lot more than when it’s lighter.

I thought it was a terrible color in Lost in Translation, but I loved the movie.  It’s so subtle and complex.  I thought it was a little miscast though.  Scarlett Johansson looked 18, not like a married woman who had been through university.  Despite that, it’s a great movie.  I love that we don’t know what’s said at the end.  I love that they don’t have any sort of physical relationship, but nonetheless it was a very intimate one.

While Scarlett’s hair is light here (right), I think this is a fine photo of her.  Notice in both pictures her eyes are partially open in a sleepy-sexy way.  In this one, though, she looks much more in charge.  It’s probably the shiny leather that lends the air of authority.  And whatever the fuck is in her hands.  It looks like a fur-tipped woven leather scarf.  I also rather like the lack of shirt and bra; it’s a nice look.  I like the ring, too.  I like her make-up, too, but can never seem to reproduce this look myself.  (No, I’m not trying to look like her, that’s impossible.  I’m trying to have my make-up look like hers in this photo.)

And here, we can see even more of her boobies.  Nice.

Colorwise, this hair color looks most natural.

Face making clear there are dirty thoughts in that brain, this is most spot on.

Her breasts are rather nice.  She’s young, so gravity hasn’t had much of a chance to pull ‘em down.  Really good breasts look good braless.  Ok breasts need a bra.

I swear.  True story.

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