We’ve developed opposable thumbs, which have given us all sorts of biological advantages.  One of them is the ability to penetrate the anus whilst fucking the pussy.

Sure any of the other four fingers can easily penetrate the anal opening under similar circumstances, but the thumb is uniquely positioned to really get in there without the other fingers in the way.  We’ve all had a finger or two in an ass or a pussy and lamented having to bend those unused fingers back just to get in deep enough to give him or her the pleasure you know you can if only you can get in deep enough.  Well, the thumb has no such problems.

The thumb’s problem is that it’s not long enough.  But that’s minor, and some people have longer thumbs than others.

And there are of course toys.  Many, many toys are made for the ass.  Just be sure they’re flared at the base since the ass is a lot longer than one would think.  Of course you’ve heard the horror stories about things that have gotten “lost” in asses that required medical intervention to be removed.  Also, glass jars should not be placed in the ass.  There are glass anal sex toys which feel very good, but they’ve been properly treated so they don’t break easily.

I swear.  True story.

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