Tue 13 Jul 2010
Happy Birthday, Irma, the IUD
Posted by shazamsf under True Story.
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One year ago today, I had my IUD inserted. In late July or early August I had a period, and I haven’t had one since. It is glorious. I never have to buy tampons or sanitary pads … yes, sanitary pads. (You Distorted View Daily fans may know this reference.)
I have no worries about being stuck somewhere without a means to deal with a period mess because I never have a period mess. When I had first started my period, and for years until I went on the Pill, I never had regular periods. I was always paranoid that I’d embarrass myself with a bloody mess at any time. I woke up more than once in huge pools of blood. Gross. And annoying.
So it’s been a year of no need to take daily pills, of not worrying about making sure my prescription’s filled, of not worrying at all that I might be pregnant. It’s glorious.
I didn’t really name my IUD, but I sure am happy it’s in there. Even if a condom breaks there is an infinitesimal chance I will conceive. I have no interest in having an abortion, but I have even less interest in having a kid. I really, really don’t want an abortion. I’ve heard the post-abortion waiting room dubbed the “room of sadness.” I have no desire whatsoever to be in a room that anyone has called a room of sadness. NO DESIRE.
The IUD is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made in my life.
I swear. True story.
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