Well, pregnancy erotica.  I stole this image from someone’s Tumblr.  Can’t remember who or which, sorry.

Thing is, it is the rare pregnant woman who looks like this.  Assuming Photoshop was not heavily used, this woman’s body is fucking amazing.  She was clearly very thin prior to her pregnancy.  She’s thin pregnant.  Her breasts, which I assume are engorged, are cute and perky.  She must be very young.  Her ass is tiny.  Pregnant women do not look like this.  Except for her.

I could have a lot of fun with this woman in its pregnant state.  I’d rub my face all over that belly.  I would not be freaked out by the fact that there’s a kid in there.  So much fun ….

I swear.  True story.