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Tag Archives: yummy cock
Photo Lotto 13
This looks nice, doesn’t it? The satin sheet is tacky but I otherwise don’t have any complaints on this one. I like that they don’t even look like people, just parts; as if the photo is less about people having … Continue reading
Let’s Not Bother (4)
[Continued from "Let's Not Bother (3)."] I informed him that Chicago isn’t very hip or cool. He responded, of course. I think it’s a bi thing. I’ve know a few out and out lesbians, even played with one, and they … Continue reading
Warren’s “Cheating” (10)
[Continued from "Warren's 'Cheating' (9)."] They came home, stripped off their clothing, and got into bed. They snuggled tightly for a while. He had been resisting the temptation for a while, but it finally got the better of him and … Continue reading
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That’s a lot of Dick (1)
As per usual I had several messages in my OkCupid message inbox. At least one was probably written by someone with the reading comprehension of a toddler, at least one was probably trying to set up a meeting, and one … Continue reading
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I’m Not Complaining (5)
[Continued from "I’m Not Complaining (4).” I’m not complaining when I say that by the time a man is in his 30s he knows how his dick measures up, so it was extremely silly when he asked me, “Is it … Continue reading
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Warren’s “Cheating” (6)
[Continued from "Warren's 'Cheating' (5).] He arrived in Japan the next Sunday night. He called her cell phone, but got no answer, which was odd. She seemed to always answer her cell phone these days, in a very effective effort … Continue reading
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Photo Lotto 6
Well, that’s sexy, isn’t it? The guy looks kind of douchey though. And his tie is extra wide. I don’t know much about men’s suits or ties, but I do know this looks only somewhat closer to “Don Draper” than … Continue reading