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Tag Archives: words count
Winning Opening Lines (These Worked)
I get the idea from feedback that the barrage of what amounts to “look how dumb men are” posts is getting old. I’m sorry. Not all the men with whom I deal are dummies. Some of them are not. Some … Continue reading
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The One Where I Reply to Criticism
anoncoward [email protected] 50.74.36.86 These types of posts can be funny, although too much can be wearing to read through. The question that it prompts for me however, is whether you are being fair in mocking some of the approaches you … Continue reading
(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 8)
Are you not interested in meeting up soon? I’ve decided I really don’t like it when people seem too familiar with me. This guy was all of a 34% match with me and he decided that we should meet? Yea. … Continue reading
Posted in True Story. Tagged ass play, Chicago, guest writer, idiot, size matters, words count 1 Comment
(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 7)
They just keep coming! WOW! I want to have you do very freaky things to me! This character and I had a whopping 23% match and his user name indicated that he liked a certain local baseball team. And he … Continue reading
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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 6)
Hey, first to get to the point I am in the city, about 6 stops from the center of the loop. I also spell out most words in texts, although I like to keep texting minimal. I think I’m a … Continue reading
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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 5)
I know I said I’d stop with these posts but there’s just too much damn material coming my way for me to ignore. What kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t share the wealth with my readers? A … Continue reading
Posted in guest writer, True Story. Tagged Chicago, guest writer, idiot, manners, words count 1 Comment
Thank You, Mike
Any of y’all can comment on any of the posts here on Random Rim Jobs. I appreciate the feedback, truly I do. Keep in mind that since this is my blog I get to do whatever the fuck I want … Continue reading
Posted in guest writer, moron, True Story. Tagged Chicago, guest writer, idiot, manners, words count 1 Comment