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Tag Archives: titties!
Photo Lotto 12
I like to think I’m not a boob man, but I clearly am, even if I’m not a man (gender). These lovey breasts would be a whole lot – A WHOLE FUCKING LOT – of fun for play. Her tits, … Continue reading
Photo Lotto 10
I’ve had fantasies similar to this. I’ve fantasized that I’m a counter and everyone’s using me as a counter but they otherwise ignore me and the fact that I’m naked. This looks like it could be fun. I swear. True … Continue reading
That’s a lot of Dick (2)
[Continued from "That's a lot of Dick (1)."] The conversation petered out after I assured him that I was not thin. No big loss considering I’d never met the guy and chances were slim there’s be chemistry between me and … Continue reading
Photo Lotto 9: Fun With Produce
Cucumbers make great dildos, but she’s not doing it right. What you need to do is peel the cucumber, leaving enough on one end to act as a handle. Cucumbers are very wet when peeled, which makes for some nice … Continue reading
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More Bras
I last went bra shopping two years ago. At the time I bought three bras. One didn’t fit so I exchanged it for another that didn’t fit, but in a different way, too large in the cups – it would … Continue reading
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Photo Lotto 8
Isn’t she cute? And young? Yes, she is. Yum. Very cute face including a little button nose. Hip asymmetrical haircut. Love the perky boobs. Love the heather gray panties. The tattoo is well done. But the thing that takes this … Continue reading
I’m Not Complaining (3)
[Continued from "I'm Not Complaining (2)."] I’m not complaining. I’m not, because they were nice enough. She was very happy when I said I had a FetLife profile. She smiled and said she could tell. She confirmed with her boyfriend … Continue reading