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Tag Archives: threesome
Your Seat, Milady (1)
The Viking texted me that he had something for my sweet tooth. My sweet tooth tends to rear its ugly head well after dinner, but before bed. It’s the time I had dessert when I was a kid and it’s … Continue reading
Posted in True Story. Tagged Chicago, fantasy, manners, threesome, walking contradiction Leave a comment
Let’s Not Bother (1)
There are guys whose profiles (on FetLife, OkCupid, even Twitter) help me decide immediately that there’s no point in meeting. Sometimes it’s their photos (because just like everyone else, I am attracted to certain things and repulsed by certain others), … Continue reading
Posted in guest writer, True Story. Tagged fantasy, guest writer, idiot, manners, threesome 1 Comment
That’s a lot of Dick (1)
As per usual I had several messages in my OkCupid message inbox. At least one was probably written by someone with the reading comprehension of a toddler, at least one was probably trying to set up a meeting, and one … Continue reading
Posted in True Story. Tagged ass play, Chicago, DP, fantasy, foreign love, size matters, slut, threesome, yummy cock 1 Comment
Warren’s “Cheating” (8)
[Continued from "Warren's 'Cheating' (7)."] The rest of the week went as he imagined. Each night, every ten minutes, he received another picture or short movie clip. He continued to send text messages and leave her voicemails, sometimes up to … Continue reading
Posted in fantasy, guest writer Tagged come fun, D/s, fantasy, guest writer, hotel fuck, manners, threesome 1 Comment
I’m Not Complaining (4)
[Continued from "I'm Not Complaining (3)."] I’m not complaining that they didn’t offer to buy my lunch. Instead, when the check came he said they’d split it three ways. Only it didn’t seem to be split three ways because she … Continue reading
I’m Not Complaining (3)
[Continued from "I'm Not Complaining (2)."] I’m not complaining. I’m not, because they were nice enough. She was very happy when I said I had a FetLife profile. She smiled and said she could tell. She confirmed with her boyfriend … Continue reading
I’m Not Complaining (2)
[Continued from "I'm Not Complaining (1)."] I’d met the couple because we’d agreed to meet at a place very close to the Viking’s and my apartment. A place I was interested in trying anyway. I walked there and saw who … Continue reading