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Tag Archives: phone sex
February 9, 1992: A Diary Entry
9:47pm Henry was supposed to come over today but he was too tired ’cause he did acid last night. So we talked seriously some more. Wow. I’m actually telling him stuff that I’ve been thinking about for a long time. … Continue reading
February 2, 1992: A Diary Entry
7:54P.M. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I don’t want to be with or talk to anyone else but Henry. I miss him. I want to feel his warmth and stare into those brown eyes. Laura’s mad at me … Continue reading
January 29, 1992: A Diary Entry (1)
10:55 A.M. I can’t sleep well anymore and I don’t know if Henry wants me. He didn’t call me earlier but probably because he didn’t have time ’cause he slept in. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I told … Continue reading
Anorak Dude Misdialed
[Here are a couple of true stories from a guest writer. You, too, can see your smutty stories on Random Rim Jobs. Just email me at [email protected].] 1. I love Henry Rollins. I love him. LOVE. My best friend agreed … Continue reading
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September 9, 1991: A Diary Entry
7:29P.M. Abel called and wanted me to go over there for hanging out and smoking pot. But then his practice got moved up so he had to cancel. Another lonely day. Maybe it’s for the better – we probably would’ve … Continue reading
Augutst 24, 1991: A Diary Entry
1:02 A.M. The phone rang at 12:44 A.M. 2x but it was in the bathroom. It was probably Henry ’cause he’s gotten int the habit of not leaving messages and I usually answer after one ring. But poo, I feel … Continue reading
July 19, 1991: A Diary Entry
9:40 A.M. I called him this morning – earlier – and he was till asleep so his mother went to get him but he apparently wanted to sleep some more so he’s supposed to call back “in a little bit.” … Continue reading