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Tag Archives: fantasy
Your Seat, Milady (2)
[Continued from "Your Seat, Milady (1)."] Because we were some of the few people who braved the inclement weather to make it all the way (a walk of several blocks) to the farmers market, we were able to not only … Continue reading
Photo Lotto 13
This looks nice, doesn’t it? The satin sheet is tacky but I otherwise don’t have any complaints on this one. I like that they don’t even look like people, just parts; as if the photo is less about people having … Continue reading
February 11, 1992: A Diary Entry
8:30 A.M. He asked me what I would say if he asked me to marry him. I almost died. That is so sweet. So my romantic side said yes. The practical side had absolutely no say. I told him that … Continue reading
Dream Journal: 6/1/11
I’m mad at my mother for moving me to Chicago where I have no friends or job prospects. She’s smug. Peggy is there and offers me a job on one of the Weenie Wagons. It’s raining but warm. All doors … Continue reading
Photo Lotto 12
I like to think I’m not a boob man, but I clearly am, even if I’m not a man (gender). These lovey breasts would be a whole lot – A WHOLE FUCKING LOT – of fun for play. Her tits, … Continue reading
(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 6)
Hey, first to get to the point I am in the city, about 6 stops from the center of the loop. I also spell out most words in texts, although I like to keep texting minimal. I think I’m a … Continue reading
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Your Seat, Milady (1)
The Viking texted me that he had something for my sweet tooth. My sweet tooth tends to rear its ugly head well after dinner, but before bed. It’s the time I had dessert when I was a kid and it’s … Continue reading
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