Category Archives: True Story.

Your Seat, Milady (2)

Posted on October 22, 2011 by ShazamChi

[Continued from "Your Seat, Milady (1)."] Because we were some of the few people who braved the inclement weather to make it all the way (a walk of several blocks) to the farmers market, we were able to not only … Continue reading →

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Photo Lotto 13

Posted on October 21, 2011 by ShazamChi

This looks nice, doesn’t it?  The satin sheet is tacky but I otherwise don’t have any complaints on this one.  I like that they don’t even look like people, just parts; as if the photo is less about people having … Continue reading →

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Winning Opening Lines (These Worked)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by ShazamChi

I get the idea from feedback that the barrage of what amounts to “look how dumb men are” posts is getting old.  I’m sorry. Not all the men with whom I deal are dummies.  Some of them are not.  Some … Continue reading →

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The One Where I Reply to Criticism

Posted on October 17, 2011 by ShazamChi

anoncoward [email protected] 50.74.36.86 These types of posts can be funny, although too much can be wearing to read through. The question that it prompts for me however, is whether you are being fair in mocking some of the approaches you … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 8)

Posted on October 16, 2011 by ShazamChi

Are you not interested in meeting up soon? I’ve decided I really don’t like it when people seem too familiar with me.  This guy was all of a 34% match with me and he decided that we should meet? Yea. … Continue reading →

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Photo Lotto 12

Posted on October 14, 2011 by ShazamChi

I like to think I’m not a boob man, but I clearly am, even if I’m not a man (gender).  These lovey breasts would be a whole lot – A WHOLE FUCKING LOT – of fun for play. Her tits, … Continue reading →

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 7)

Posted on October 13, 2011 by ShazamChi

They just keep coming! WOW! I want to have you do very freaky things to me! This character and I had a whopping 23% match and his user name indicated that he liked a certain local baseball team.  And he … Continue reading →

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