Wed 7 Oct 2009
You Like a Girl in Glasses? – w4m
Posted by shazamsf under True Story.
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My glasses are broken. You can take me to an optometrist to get tested and fitted for a pair of glasses.
I look good in glasses.
Then we’ll see what you can do with/to my new frames.
It’s all true: My glasses are broken. They’ve been broken for a while. I use first aid tape to secure the left arm to the frame. It’s a pain in the fucking ass, and has been for a while.
They broke when I was getting in my friend’s car. They fell onto the ground and then I proceeded to step on them. Not smart. Thing is it’s difficult for me to see when I’m not wearing corrective lenses, so I couldn’t see to not step on them. I’m poor and have very expensive taste in eyeglass frames so I’ve not had the glasses replaced.
A few weeks prior to placing the above ad, I placed another Craig’s List Casual Encounters ad asking someone to fund a pedicure for me. That ad resulted in my my feet getting pampered on a nice guy’s dime. We may get together for drinks in the future, but so far that’s all we’ve done, get me a pedicure.
I was retaping my broken glasses – again – when I realized I could have a new pair. There are lots of guys who like girls in glasses, and not everyone is as poor as I. It doesn’t hurt to ask. I placed the above ad.
Of course I got several responses that were lame and silly. And I got a response from a guy I was already fucking (San Francisco’s so fucking small). So the night I placed the ad I took a cab to the guy’s hotel where we proceeded to fuck.
I spent the night with the guy in his hotel room. I don’t usually spend the night with him, as he has to work early, but I was hoping for some morning sex. Despite morning rustlings that included me rubbing my ass into his cock, he got up to get ready for work. Dammit.
When I got home I had an email from Craig’s List that indicated my ad, my innocuous ad, had been flagged and removed. According to the email, “Approximately 98% of postings removed are in violation of craigslist posting guidelines.” My ad didn’t even have swear words.
“If your posting was wrongly flagged down (2% of flagged ads are) please accept our apologies and feel free to repost.” I reposted the exact same ad. It was again flagged and removed.
What I find particularly comical is that many men have complained to me that there are no “real” women on Craig’s List, just a lot of bots and requests to go to pay sites. I’m a real woman, dammit! I really need new glasses, and getting glasses is as good a way to meet someone as any other.
I swear. True story.
I’ve done the same thing, (posted on CL in need) had the same thing happen, (deleted), and wondered about the “real” women…well said!
Perhaps this is them being overbearing about prostitution? They interpret it as pay for sex.
That’s hilarious considering I didn’t offer sex at all.