After over three weeks I finally got laid last night. I was afraid I had become a new Shazam. Well, not Shazam at all, but boring and lame Suzanne who doesn’t get laid, and who doesn’t even masturbate. Thankfully, that’s not true.

I’ve still got it, dammit! I was just in a short little slump.

Last night was fucking great. Confirmed: I LOVE eating pussy. And licking ass. Yummy.

I am shy around women now like I was shy around boys when I was a teenager. (Many of the “A Diary Entry” series will give a flavor of how lame I was around boys then.) Now I turn into a dummy around women to whom I’m attracted. I always find it hard to believe that a woman would actually be attracted to me.

So I was ever-so-pleasantly surprised when a woman contacted me and told me she had a crush on me. Me. Wow. And she wanted to meet me. It was very hot that she pursued me. She told me she was coming into town just to see me. She told me where and when.

We met for dinner. Definitely cute. We had a nice dinner. She treated me. That’s one of the touchy issues with same-sex dating: Who the fuck pays? With me lately that’s easy; the other person ALWAYS pays. But when I have money I gladly pay and I follow the rule that the person who asks pays, no matter the gender of the participants.

We met for dinner, which was very nice. Then we walked back to her hotel, stopping for wine on the way. We also held hands at the end of the walk. So cute.

However, once in her room things stopped being cute and began to be dirty. I simply could not keep my mouth off her ass and/or pussy. I wasn’t even undressed and she had already come at least once. So much fun.

We rolled around a lot. Hotel sex is good for that. We both brought sex toys. I brought a fun little glass butt plug and couple of small vibrators I’m reviewing for Carnal Nation. [While I'm using this loaner computer I can't create links w/in the text or I'd've done so for Carnal Nation. Carnal Nation is a very cool Website, the tagline/theme/signature of which is "Personal, Political, Perverted." Perfect. carnalnation.com]

She brought a Hitachi Magic Wand [Really, everyone should know what this is, but had I the capability I probably would have provided a link here just in case. Everyone has to learn about something for the first time and I might as well provide the means to do so.] and restraints. At one point she had the wrist restraints on and I made her keep her hands bound above her head and be quiet. I love telling a good girl what to do.

Her ass was a delight to lick and lick and lick. I loved licking her ass whilst finger fucking her pussy. Then I slipped that fun little glass butt plug [the name of which I do not know, but it'll be on sale soon through Good Vibrations] into her tasty butt and worked on her pussy with my mouth.

Her pussy lips were so much fun to suck. The more I sucked them the thicker and jucier they became. Her pussy tasted so good. And that ass.

When I’m having that much fun I just am. It’s a delight to not even think, just do. And it feels so good. I’m in a zone.

She was simply lovely when she came.

We parted ways in the morning. She was sweet and brought me orange juice for breakfast and offered to pay for a cab. (I declined, as I was going to take the 12 home.)

When I got home I saw that the Ex neglected to take the dog out and she had to relieve herself inside. I was angry, and yelled at him. He an was particularly shitty, which I later learned was due to an alnighter that had only ended two hours prior. We’ve had Isis for over two years, during which time she never before had done that in the house. He’s an irresponsible ass.

Despite having to clean up that mess, I certainly was not in a bad mood. I’d been laid by a hot, sexy chick; I was good.

I masturbated. My pussy was wonderfully sore. When my pussy hurts I come faster and harder. She used my cunt with her whole hand. It was fucking hot.

I hope she had at least a portion of the fun I had because I want to fuck that pussy again. I’d really like to fuck her hard with a strap-on.

I swear. True story.

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