I’ve passed up several opportunities for fucking and/or sucking lately.  And I’ve not been masturbating all that much.  I need to adjust to a different schedule, I hope.

I could have fucked the other day, but he annoyed me.  I could have fucked today, but I realized I’d rather go home.  I probably could have sucked tonight but I didn’t feel like being the one to suggest it.

By the way, as far as I know the episode of HBO’s “Real Sex” in which I participated premiered this week.  I think.  I really don’t want to look.  But the segment on phone sex was filmed in my apartment.

I’m too tired to even masturbate.  I don’t like this shit.  What the fuck is wrong with me?

I swear.  True story.

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