[OkCupid is giving me a host of material from guys I'll never meet because they're fucking nutty.  Here's another.]

they send you to me as a birthday match :)

Dec. 4, 2009 – 10:46am…and I must admit I’m glad they did.

I live in san rafael but I go to SF about once a week.

(translation: i can host or i can visit ;)

Even thought it’s a bit far I thought I’d still write anyway

(it’s my birthday and i’ll try if i want to;)

I just wanted to introduce myself and say I noticed you

Hope to hear back from you

Take care

Flag35% Enemy 70% Friend 63% Match Message from musicmakin

  • being blunt and to the point

    Dec. 4, 2009 – 1:10pm

    because of your qualities about being blunt and to the point

    combined with the fact that you sound like you enjoy giving blow jobs (nice shirt) and it’s my birthday and i’m so wanting a birthday blow job…

    i’m going to be blunt and to the point, and stop pretending ;)

    do you want to get together and help me celebrate my birthday this weekend with an awesome birthday blow job?

    i know that’s a lot to ask without even having a conversation.

    but i’m being honest this time.

    and i’d rather be to the point than hope you read between my lines.

    i’m happy to reciprocate, as i love going down too!

    i’ll be going to the city tonight to have drinks with a few friends.

    if you want to exchange numbers and meet up to see if we click at all, i’m happy to bypass the emails and get right to the in person introduction, etc

    let me know if this sounds interesting at all.

    we can come back to my place if the sparks fly

    thank you

    Flag35% Enemy 70% Friend 63% Match Message from musicmakin

  • An image of
    Dec. 4, 2009 – 6:07pm I have plans. And I’m not going to San Rafael. And capitalization and punctuation are important.

    Happy birthday.

  • An image of
    Dec. 5, 2009 – 3:16am well, thank you for letting me know

    and thank you for sharing your not so compassionate thoughts on my writing style.

    actually, if you must know…i have carpal tunnel so i prefer not to use the shift key unnecessarily….and yes, i think capital letters are unnecessary.

    i need to avoid using my hands as much as possible actually.

    (why do you think i’m desperate enough to try and pick up someone online in the first place. i can barely play with myself…let alone a shift key! seriously)

    and i only wrote to you thinking you weren’t such a snobby, judgmental, person with a holier than thou attitude about someone who doesn’t appeal to your grammatical preconceptions.

    i thought you could at least think outside the box a little bit.

    but alas, you can’t.

    so…go on with your little rules.

    i have no interest in even fucking the mouth of someone so rude, short sighted and narrow minded.

    by placing so much importance on someone’s writing style you could be missing out on a lot.

    in fact, you are….

    please don’t write back unless you’re going to be positive with your words.

    i didn’t write to you to get your criticisms…you don’t know me.

    so don’t go around jumping to conclusions about me.

    i don’t need a blow job so bad i’m willing to take your crap.

    good luck finding someone who does.

The pertinent part of my profile:

You should message me if

If you can host and/or get your shit together enough to figure out a civilized place for us to have “relations,” should it come to that.

If you know the difference between its and it’s; there, they’re, and their; your and you’re; further and farther, and know what this [ – ] is called.

If you don’t want a girlfriend, potential wife, or someone to talk to about your girlfriend or wife.

If you’re not a fucking flake.

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